Scene: B and I are sitting on the couch, I'm checking my email, Junie is in between us, and B has the remote control (SYT is upstairs asleep)
Background music on the tv is Leona Lewis's "Keep Bleeding"
Me: "What are we watching?"
Him: "America's got Talent"
Me: "Wow, we've sunken to a new low."
Him (after one minute of watching): "Um, this is horrid. I've got to switch over to Bourdain"
Moral of the Story? Please, please fall television, come back soon. This household can't watch any more awful tv!!!!
Look at this – it’s our House Twin!
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